Inn Disclaimer

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DISCLAIMER

The Innkeeper and staff do not take responsibility for people acting like complete and utter morons lacking any common sense. They reserve the right to laugh mockingly at anyone who does something stupid beyond belief and leave them to suffer for a bit. Possibly by turning them into a duck.

Listening to any potentially sentient/magical objects/weapons who desire to be wielded/worn contained in the treasure room and weapons locker.

Agreeing to help Adrian Gunther in any of his experiments.

Antagonizing anyone with the surname of “Doats”, “McCallum” or “Daly”.

Listening to any advice handed out by Rhys Owen.

Intentionally subjecting the Innkeeper to cats of any form.

Opening doors that possibly lead to unknown parts of the Inn and having something happen to them because they decided to be adventurous.

Trying to interact with a unicorn while lacking certain requirements.

Interacting with Devon’s horde.

Pissing off a god.

Antagonizing the cook.

Using Moogie’s pepper shaker.

Or anything else the management feels falls under this category. Management reserves the right to arbitrarily define what is “stupid beyond belief” and change it on a whim. Anyone who wishes to complain may do so at their own risk.

Anyone who feels that this is unfair may say so but the Innkeeper reminds all patrons that he is an ancient eldritch being with unknown power who gets bored very easily; garnering his attention is probably not a good idea. Garnering his ire is likely an even worse one.

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